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 In Jake's world, things are a little bit different. What has been proven in studies, medical books, or discovered by famous persons, such as Isaac Newton, doesn't apply in Jake's world. A child's mind makes life so much more interesting, especially when that child is Jake. Although you may be tempted to live your life according to Jake, I wouldn't recommend it. It could be dangerous to your health (or just make you look stupid).
08/14/08
Jake called me into the bathroom to wipe him after he had pooped. I looked in the toilet and said, "Wow, you pooped a big log!" Jake replied, "I don't know why. I didn't eat a log!"
11/27/07
Today, I realized just how much preschoolers are like the eldery. We were walking up to the doors of Jake's preschool and Jake turned to me and said, "Did I put my underwear on right?"
08/19/07
Jake was hanging hangers on the doorknob of the door when he proudly exclaimed,
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08/06/07
Aunt Sandy bought, among other things for Jake, the Puff the Magic Dragon book and CD.
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07/26/07
Jake and I were at Fairytale Town sitting at a table eating an orange popsicle. I asked Jake if I could take his picture.
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07/24/07
When I woke this morning, Stanley greeted me with the ball in his mouth.
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07/20/07
Jake and I went to the playground today. When we got to the sand area, I put down all his sand toys. Jake said, "Mommy! You forgot the OTHER sand toys!"
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07/25/06
Last week at Jake's playgroup, Jake introduced me to one of the other mothers:
"This is my friend, Mommy" He melts my heart!
07/17/06
Jake's new silly thing to do is put on Erik's shoes and walk around. The other day he put Erik's dress shoes on.
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07/05/06
As I was getting out of the shower, I was startled by Jake's large plastic tarantula in the tub. Thinking that Jake would be just as startled, I yelled, "Jake, there's a big spider in the tub!"
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06/26/06
Did you know you can speed up your TV? Well, according to Jake you can.
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06/25/06
After all this time, I've finally gotten Jake to actually eat a sandwich. So what does he want? Well, a strawberry ketchup sandwich, of course!
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06/23/06
A Kia Sedona commercial came on. When they said the name "Sedona", Jake's head perked up and he said, "Donuts? Who has donuts? I want a donut! Mommy, I want a donut!"
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06/12/06
Jake was chuggin' down a cup of milk. When he finished, he set the cup down with a great big, "Ahhhhhhhh".
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01/26/06
This morning, my contacts were bothering me. So I took them out and put my glasses on. I crawled back into bed where Jake was sitting watching cartoons.
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10/26/05
Yesterday, I asked Jake if he wanted a pickle. He said "no". So, I grabbed one and started eating it.
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11/29/04
Last night during dinner, Jake farted. I looked at him in surprise. He smiled and pointed to his diaper!
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