The Lloyds - A New Discovery

A New Discovery

While I was putting Jake to bed, he discovered an amazing thing. Jake never knew it existed until now. Yet, there it was all along! It went with him everywhere! Although hidden most of the time, it was there. Just hanging out, doing what it's suppose to do...day and night. Although it had a function, it went completely unnoticed, unappreciated, unloved, until last night. How could something so important go unnoticed for almost 14 months?!?!?!

But now that it's noticed, he will never forget it. He will look at it, poke at it, play with it, use it in many different ways, some good, some not so good. Someday, it may bring him happiness, bring others happiness, enlarge (pardon the pun) the Lloyd family. Yes...that's right...Jake...has discovered...his penis. Brace yourself, Erik. It's all up hill from here.