The Lloyds - When Erik Drives

Top 10 Reasons Why You Know Erik Has Driven Your Truck:

#10 - The gas tank is on "E".

#9 - There's a traffic ticket in the console for "reckless driving".

#8 - The floor is littered with empty Diet Pepsi bottles and Babe Ruth candy wrappers.

#7 - The doors are crammed with CDs of bands you've never heard of.

#6 - When you climb into the truck, the steering wheel is in your face instead of in front of your chest where you left it.

#5 - You can see the ceiling of the truck in the rearview mirror.

#4 - When you climb into the front seat, you discover you're actually sitting where the backseat should be.

#3 - You get blasted in the face with cold air when you start the truck because he's left it on HIGH when he turned the ignition off.

#2 - When you start the truck, you jump out of your seat because you are startled by the sound of Gwar blasting from the stereo.

And the #1 reason how you know Erik has driven your truck is...(drum roll, please)

#1 - You discover a new bumper sticker has been added to the back of your truck that reads, "White Trash Monkey".

Erik's been driving my truck on days when it's very hot since he doesn't have A/C in his classy Bronco and hopping Torino ride, so I thought I'd take the opportunity to pick on him a little. That's what wives are for! Although, I must say...#2 - #7 are true. If #1 were true, I would have to add "Wife of" in front of the "White Trash Monkey" bumper sticker.