Erik Lloyd

About the Man of The House - Erik, Daddy, Hubby, Jerry-Rigger Extraordinaire

Erik is the love child of Frank Sinatra and the unknown actress who played Wally Cleaver's girlfriend in the episode where he tries to flatten his pug nose. Erik was born with a tail, which was later removed when his parents decided to keep him.

Erik has lived in the following exotic places in the order given: Selma Alabama, Long Island NY, Pittsburgh PA, Long Island NY again, Pittsburgh PA again, Denver Colorado, Boulder Colorado, Eugene Oregon, Sacramento California, Napa California, Evanston/Chicago Illinois, and back to Napa California. Most of the moving was due to attempting to escape detection by "The Man".

Erik studied Basket Weaving History at the University of Colorado in Boulder and went on to get a graduate degree in Making Toast at the University of Oregon. Later Erik would return to school in Evanston Illinois to study advanced fuel defending with the world's most renowned experts in the field.

Erik has spent his professional career in the Pharmaceutical manufacturing industry which has primarily involved generating lots of paper with various letters and numbers on it to fill California's land fills. Erik currently works in the Berkeley area where he is secretly plotting to overthrow "Critical Mass".

Erik enjoys puppy dogs, long walks on the beach, sunsets, and fusion bomb explosions. His favorite color is burnt sienna and his favorite music is Britney Spears played backwards with the treble turned as high as it will go and the bass off. His favorite food is Cheetos dunked in Yogurt and his favorite drink is Miller Lite.

Erik's life goal is to join in the fight of the Cyber-Monkey wars using a Torino with machine guns mounted on the hood and mud flaps that say "No Fat Chicks".

 

Erik Lloyd
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