Moving on Up

The J's have decided to move on up with George and Weezie. As of March 17 our new address will be [address]. Still in the glorious N*** Valley so you know we paid an arm and a leg, oh, and we had to give up [our son] too. Here's to Top Ramen, Hamburger Helper and hand-me-downs.

J, J and K

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Hey, J, J and K!

I know what you mean about pinching pennies. So, Erik and I would like to chip in and donate a can of Spam and Miracle Whip to you guys so you have at least ONE good meal this week.  

Erik probably has a few holy underwear and past issues of Penthouse [your hubby] can have.

Jake wanted to donate his poopy diapers to [your son], but Stanley protested. As we were headed out the door to find your new house, we discovered Stanley at the door with a sign that read, "The poopy diapers are the only damn snack I get, so if the diapers go, so does the kid."  

As for me, well, I'd give you my used paper pile next to my printer, but I haven't printed on the other side yet. I do have an old dictionary you can have, but, it's missing some important words like "Ho" and "Dawg".

This summer I'm hoping to have a garage sale - open the garage door and yell, "Make me an offer!" There's gotta be some other sucker in the neighborhood willing to pay cash for a Torino. Any takers?  

I better get going. There's a Girl Scout at the door with our cookies. It should be pretty easy grabbing the cookies from her, giving her a good shove, and slamming the door. Like we can afford cookies!! I need a new webcam, for Christ's sake!

BTW, I happen to LIKE Top Ramen (I had it for lunch today, as a matter of fact), so I take full offense to your reference.

 

Stacey Lloyd
Created: 02/17/05