Full Name: Stanley Steamer

Main Nickname: VISA (because he's everywhere you want to be)

Birthdate: ?? 2002 ??

Weight: 50 lbs. ??

Height: 27 in. ??

No. of Brain Cells: 2

Color: Brindle

Latest Nicknames: Tink, Stan the Man, Dufus

Latest Triumph: Pottying OUTside the home

Latest Dangerous Stunt: Fell into a pool and had to be rescued because he sinks like a rock

Newest Discovery: It's easier to potty INside the house

Most Recent Diaper Feast: March 2006

Latest House "Accident": July 15, 2007

Favorite Toys: Tennis ball

Favorite Things to Do: Eat dirty diapers, crap on the carpet, pee on everything of Jake's

Favorite Place to Sleep: Our Bed

Favorite Place to Crap: Anywhere that you are sure to step in it

Favorite Time of the Day: When Daddy comes home

Tricks: None (see "No. of Brain Cells" above)

Least Favorite Place: Crate and outside when it's raining and/or cold

Number of Dirty Diapers Eaten to Date: Over 25

Most Annoying Habits: Jumps up on people, uses house as a toilet, sits on your feet and uses you as a leaning post

Likes: Going for walks, going to the beach, playing with kids, riding in the truck

Dislikes: Jake grabbing his nose, Jake riding him like a horse, going out when it's raining

Deadliest Weapons: The lick of his tongue and the whip of his tail

Distinguishing Markings: White "T" on his chest

Best Attribute: Loves people and is tolerant of Jake

Favorite Family Member: Erik

Health Issues: Acid reflux, repetive barfing disorder

Greatest Fears: Everything under the Sun (please don't sneeze too loudly)

Personality Disorders: Very jealous